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« on: Monday, April 05, 2010, 11:57:43 AM »
Well not sure if any one besides my self finds these humorous but I do so I will post one Chuck Norris "Fact" per-day just to give you a daily smile.

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door"
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #1 on: Monday, April 05, 2010, 14:01:41 PM »
I actually smiled.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #2 on: Monday, April 05, 2010, 14:22:22 PM »
Then this thread is a success already.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #3 on: Monday, April 05, 2010, 14:25:56 PM »
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #4 on: Monday, April 05, 2010, 18:09:22 PM »
Never heard of them before.
Looking forward to see more of these;

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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, April 06, 2010, 06:40:54 AM »
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, April 06, 2010, 09:44:02 AM »
That was spot on!
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 05:25:09 AM »
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 13:23:39 PM »
That was worth waiting for :D
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #9 on: Thursday, April 08, 2010, 05:04:45 AM »
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #10 on: Friday, April 09, 2010, 08:02:19 AM »
There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #11 on: Friday, April 09, 2010, 12:38:12 PM »
I <3 it.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #12 on: Saturday, April 10, 2010, 04:11:54 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #13 on: Saturday, April 10, 2010, 14:41:26 PM »
lol one I've heard before but it's a classic :P
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #14 on: Sunday, April 11, 2010, 09:19:31 AM »
Chuck Norris is never late, if he is starting to run late time simply slows down.
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