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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #15 on: Sunday, April 11, 2010, 19:42:52 PM »
Ha, that had me in bursts!
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, April 12, 2010, 03:36:25 AM »
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, April 13, 2010, 11:46:07 AM »
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, April 13, 2010, 14:27:27 PM »
Ha, I would too :)
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, April 14, 2010, 09:25:51 AM »
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 03:42:02 AM »
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, April 17, 2010, 03:29:30 AM »
Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, April 18, 2010, 01:31:26 AM »
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. As a result, they bleed for a week.
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, April 18, 2010, 03:00:02 AM »
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, April 21, 2010, 04:50:39 AM »
I totally forgot to do the daily chuck the last few days, sorry!

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #25 on: Friday, April 23, 2010, 11:06:58 AM »
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #26 on: Friday, April 23, 2010, 19:41:34 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA!
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« Reply #27 on: Saturday, April 24, 2010, 02:21:16 AM »
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #28 on: Saturday, April 24, 2010, 14:04:50 PM »
LOL! These are great ones lately :P
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #29 on: Sunday, April 25, 2010, 04:44:45 AM »
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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