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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #30 on: Sunday, April 25, 2010, 15:02:40 PM »
Ha, that's like the bug and car joke :)
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #31 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 18:51:31 PM »
Once Chuck Norris had cancer, due to it his beard had fallen off. So ashamed of not having his manly beard, he put on a black wig and renamed himself Steven Seagal through 1980-2000.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #32 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 19:12:37 PM »
:P the last several days have been great.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 03:36:20 AM »
The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 16:43:31 PM »
I've been waiting for my favorite one but now I'm impatient.

Many people wear Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 22:10:13 PM »
Thanks that was tomorrows.
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 22:12:25 PM »
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Thanks that was tomorrows.

That seems like an unlikely coincidence.  :D
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 04:40:35 AM »
Lol it wasn't really, I don't play which ones to do which  days, just kinda look and see whats funny today.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #38 on: Thursday, April 29, 2010, 04:07:08 AM »
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #39 on: Friday, April 30, 2010, 06:26:38 AM »
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #40 on: Saturday, May 01, 2010, 06:47:33 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #41 on: Sunday, May 02, 2010, 01:47:57 AM »
Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chucked".
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #42 on: Tuesday, May 04, 2010, 05:11:10 AM »
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #43 on: Tuesday, May 04, 2010, 11:32:09 AM »
haha :)
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Re: Daily Chuck
« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, May 05, 2010, 07:34:45 AM »
Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds
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