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« on: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 10:41:40 AM »
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Cotton... you got admin on Ak4 vent, why are you still here?  ???

So that people like you ask stupid ass questions like that.

No, so that when people like AJ ask you, you spend 15 minutes at the computer screen thinking of something witty to say, probably ask your mom for help, and then when you feel all happy and satisfied you leave and probably go watch the discovery channel hoping to see something fucking cause regular porn doesn't do anything to you anymore cause you have watched it so much, and you can't get a girlfriend for whatever reason, so you must resort to animals going fucking nuts on each other, and you probably wish your dick was as large as some of the animals on the tv, even tho your mom tells you 2 inches is hell at 90mph. But the truth is, 2 inches is still 2 inches and you cant fuck at 90mph. Hell ill go as far to say that you couldn't hold back from blowing your load at the mere sight at real female naked tits in front of you that isn't on the tv, or computer.

My name is Gnar. And yes, I am a douche bag. I enjoy it. But the main difference between me and most on this site, is that I actually get pussy.

In case any of you didnt follow what I said (cause some members on this site are just fucking retarted I swear), here are the key points:

-You have no life
-Probably a virgin
-Your mom still try's to make you feel better
-And I'm still cooler than you

Thank you and have a nice day
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 13:23:21 PM »
Just have one thing to say. If you mom doesn't try and make you feel better when you feel shitty, I'm sorry for you, your mom isn't that great.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 14:52:49 PM »
My mom goes to her psychic, he says "woogie boogie AJ needs to go see a psychiatrist woogie boogie", she says HOKAYS SO I MADE YOU AN APPOINTMENT WITH A SHRINK, I walk into town a couple hours before my appointment and return  a couple hours afterward. Repeat steps 1-4.

So no, my mom isn't that great.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 15:23:24 PM »
My mom tells me to fuck off, and that she will always be there for me.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 15:31:45 PM »
Quote from: Gnar on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 10:41:40 AM
-You have no life
-Probably a virgin
-Your mom still try's to make you feel better
-And I'm still cooler than you

I don't know why I'm about to share what I'm about to share but here goes.

-Yes No - This is actually an opinion as well. I answered Yes because probably to the average person my life would seem boring.
-Yes
-Yes
-That's an opinion. Biased one at that.

Not everybody's goal in life is to get pussy as you call it (You know, they do have names and brains). I've made choices in life and if I made them differently I could easily answer "No" to #2 (not because I think I'm all that but because I knew a lot of girls that made terrible choices along those lines. Think village bicycle.). The fact is, I'm happy with the choices I made. Sure I could have gotten laid in High School but chances are, I wouldn't be with that woman now. I don't care who you are, we (everybody) matures as we get older and I made a lot of stupid choices in High School and getting laid would fall into that category. Call me a fag or queer or whatever the fuck but I'm waiting for the right relationship and a time in my life where I can be devoted to it.

Do I think you're cooler for getting SOOOO much pussy? No. I don't envy you, I don't think you're great because of that. In fact, that aspect does the opposite of what you might think, it makes me think you're an irresponsible dick.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 15:38:45 PM »
Quote from: Spanky on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 15:31:45 PM
Quote from: Gnar on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 10:41:40 AM
-You have no life
-Probably a virgin
-Your mom still try's to make you feel better
-And I'm still cooler than you

I don't know why I'm about to share what I'm about to share but here goes.

-Yes
-Yes
-Yes
-That's an opinion. Biased one at that.

Not everybody's goal in life is to get pussy as you call it (You know, they do have names and brains). I've made choices in life and if I made them differently I could easily answer "No" to #2 (not because I think I'm all that but because I knew a lot of girls that made terrible choices along those lines. Think village bicycle.). The fact is, I'm happy with the choices I made. Sure I could have gotten laid in High School but chances are, I wouldn't be with that woman now. I don't care who you are, we (everybody) matures as we get older and I made a lot of stupid choices in High School and getting laid would fall into that category. Call me a fag or queer or whatever the fuck but I'm waiting for the right relationship and a time in my life where I can be devoted to it.

Do I think you're cooler for getting SOOOO much pussy? No. I don't envy you, I don't think you're great because of that. In fact, that aspect does the opposite of what you might think, it makes me think you're an irresponsible dick.

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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 15:44:15 PM »
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Done properly and maturely, the truth can do that.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 03:35:31 AM »
Lol. It wasn't aimed at you nate. I think ur pretty chill. And I just felt like being a douche bag. Lol. After you have seen and had to do the things I have had to do already you just stop giving a fuck.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 04:18:39 AM »
Quote from: Gnar on Thursday, July 15, 2010, 03:35:31 AM
Lol. It wasn't aimed at you nate.

I was speaking for and defending myself as well as those who it was aimed to.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 05:23:32 AM »
Quote from: Major-Skrewup on Thursday, July 15, 2010, 04:58:19 AM
gnar, i bet in the next few years crunk will be getting laid more then u ever have and will

I laughed hard.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 07:17:12 AM »
Quote from: Major-Skrewup on Thursday, July 15, 2010, 04:58:19 AM
gnar, i bet in the next few years crunk will be getting laid more then u ever have and will

Oh its getting interesting. I bet that in the next few years you will still be doing the same thing, or at least nothing of real importance. Alls you probably do is sit at the computer all day and eat chips. And dont even try and come back with something stupid as in I play sports or I get out, cause I guarantee that you cant walk/run 5 miles with 60+ pounds of gear on in 120 degree weather on rocky ass terrain.

Im actually getting interested in this. I don't really get into flame posts much........ 
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 07:19:11 AM »
Quote from: Gnar on Thursday, July 15, 2010, 07:17:12 AM
cause I guarantee that you cant walk/run 5 miles with 60+ pounds of gear on in 120 degree weather on rocky ass terrain.

I bet you couldn't either before basic training. kthxbai

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[04:17] gnarkill5689: http://hsc.natescomp.com/index.php?topic=314.30
[04:19] Spanky: saw it
[04:20] gnarkill5689: what you think
[04:20] Spanky: my thoughts are reflected in my reply
[04:20] gnarkill5689: oh you fuck bag
[04:20] gnarkill5689: lol
[04:21] Spanky: that must mean i'm right
[04:21] Spanky: which means you lost your argument
[04:21] gnarkill5689: FYI, we never did anything like that in basic training. Lol.
[04:21] Spanky: whatever the fuck
[04:21] gnarkill5689: lol
[04:21] Spanky: before you went there, i bet you couldnt do that
[04:21] gnarkill5689: eh
[04:21] gnarkill5689: no
[04:21] gnarkill5689: lol
[04:21] gnarkill5689: to be honest
[04:21] Spanky: so yea
[04:22] Spanky: stfu
[04:22] Spanky: if one of us went and did what you do, we could do that too
[04:22] gnarkill5689: Well you know what?
[04:22] gnarkill5689: Kody is a sheep fucker
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 07:36:45 AM »
Ruck marches and Dismount Operations are 2 WAY different things.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 07:40:04 AM »
Quote from: Gnar on Thursday, July 15, 2010, 07:36:45 AM
Ruck marches and Dismount Operations are 2 WAY different things.

Yea, ruck marches is when you're holding the sack and dismount operations is how you get off the barrel you're bent over.

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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 07:41:25 AM »
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Quote from: Gnar on Thursday, July 15, 2010, 07:36:45 AM
Ruck marches and Dismount Operations are 2 WAY different things.

Yea, ruck marches is when you're holding the sack and dismount operations is how you get off the barrel you're bent over.

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