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Amber sexes up the Pope
« on: Wednesday, May 05, 2010, 07:38:57 AM »
Got a message from Amber today
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[email protected]: Just checking out this website!   
[email protected]: not neccessarily looking but...   
[email protected]: Looking For Something Fun & Real   
Kody: who are you
[email protected]: hey, hows it going?
Kody: I'll ask once more and done. Who are you.
[email protected]: i'm 20/f your a male right?
Kody: Not age/sex who. Why are you messaging me.
[email protected]: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Kody: Fail bot is fail
[email protected]: I know a way we can chat and have a better time and its free.. do you cam?
Kody: Yeah sure and I'm the pope.
[email protected]: Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Kody: You are trying to get the pope to watch pr0nz?
[email protected]: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Kody: I'm the bloody pope!
[email protected]: Ok go to http://shortlinks.co.uk/1aku  and click join free on the top of the page baby
Kody: I'M THE POPE SHE WITCH I WILL HAVE GOD (My good buddy fyi)BURN YOU!
[email protected]: sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Kody: DIE!
[email protected]: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe but you wont be charged its free.
Kody: THE POPE DOES NOT USE CREDIT CARDS! PEOPLE GIVE ME THE THINGS I ASK FOR!
[email protected]: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have your favorite color here somewhere...
Kody: PANTIES?! WHAT KIND OF POPE DO YOU THINK I AM!?
[email protected]: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
Kody: Pope can has pr0nz?
[email protected]: u have to enter a credit card so they can tell your of age, read the page, they aren't gonna charge u anything i promise, thats the only way to see me sweety :-(
Kody: Pope will get credit card from god, unlimited credit!
[email protected]: if anythign come check out my pics, theres no way you wont sign up after u see my sexy ass )
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Re: Amber sexes up the Pope
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, May 05, 2010, 12:49:29 PM »
I lol'd. I <3 those things, they're so predictable. Oh... wow... it just hit me. I wanna sign up for one :) Cuz you can use Paypal to generate temporary credit cards and have like a max limit of $1 and if it goes over it's denied. That would be pretty cool. Come fine me pr0n bots!
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Re: Amber sexes up the Pope
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, May 05, 2010, 15:35:40 PM »
You are frightening, by excellence, Nate.
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton

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Re: Amber sexes up the Pope
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, May 05, 2010, 20:40:39 PM »
lol, Nate don't let google find this thread or the FBI will know who to find when they detect a large influx of binary data streaming to Idaho



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Re: Amber sexes up the Pope
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, May 05, 2010, 21:52:23 PM »
lol you guys crack me up.
It's like shaving your pubes to make your junk look bigger.
Might look bigger, but it aint.....

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Re: Amber sexes up the Pope
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, May 05, 2010, 22:39:54 PM »
Can't say the same about you.
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton

 

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