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^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« on: Monday, January 12, 2015, 18:57:16 PM »
We Want You!
Who are we? We are ^this.is. The most respected people in all of America's Army.
http://battletracker.com/clanstats/aao/30627/

With an astonishing collective FR over 0.80, ^this.is is the happening place for any amazing AA player that feels their name would look cooler with ^this.is at the beginning. Every AA player will envy you. Every AA player will want to be you. And every girl will want to be with you. ^this.is membership also looks good on a job application as we have members all around the world.

What Benefits Do You Have?
Well the benefit ^this.is has over other clans is that they're real clans and we are not. ^this.is is more of a loose group of people playing AA. Do you hate us? No problem! You have no obligations to play or even associate with us. Also, are you tired of people asking you who you are? Having ^this.is at the front of your name removes all doubts of who you are.


Your Group Is Sexy, But I Don't Want To Leave My Current Clan, What Do I Do?
Don't worry friend! Since we're not a real clan you can stay in your current clan and represent ^this.is on a different account.


But I Want Strict Clan Rules and Meetings and Strict Requirements To Join!
Well then ^this.is is not for you. We pride ourselves on not being serious... at all. Not a l337 pro sound camper? Neither are we! Our clan philosophy is that an "accidental" RPG to the face of your teammate is a much better feat than killing the enemy.


Can I Just Play Pipeline And SF Hospital Over And Over Again Forever Until I Die Of Old Age?
Of course you can! We don't enforce any rules upon our members. You can play whatever shitty maps you'd like!


Who Is Currently In ^this.is?
Some of our illustrious members include:
Spanky
KiLLaMaN
-Nick!
Zork
t3ddy
amzer
ganja
Ronald Reagan
Jesus Christ
Rudy Giuliani
The Philly Phanatic
The Burger King
That guy from the Verizon "Can you hear me now?" commercials
and last of all... YOU!

Clan Requirements
Must be a human (exceptions are made for AA yetis)
Must Play America's Army 2 at least once a century
Must not be Communist or a Communist sympathizer
Must pay Spanky a joining fee of $2,000 USD (waived due to this special AAO25 offer!)


So what are you waiting for?

« Last Edit: Wednesday, September 27, 2017, 22:48:39 PM by KiLLaMaN »

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Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #1 on: Monday, January 12, 2015, 19:00:43 PM »
^this.is.AGreatClan

Offline Ganja

Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #2 on: Monday, January 12, 2015, 19:08:58 PM »
Hell if i hadn't joined already, I would have by now :D

^this.is a nice recruitment form !

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Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #3 on: Monday, January 12, 2015, 19:11:34 PM »
Sounds great!

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Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #4 on: Monday, January 12, 2015, 19:29:47 PM »
Looking at the clan scores, I'm obviously carrying the team to victory.
It's like shaving your pubes to make your junk look bigger.
Might look bigger, but it aint.....

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Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #5 on: Monday, January 12, 2015, 20:16:13 PM »

Who Is Currently In ^this.is?
Some of our illustrious members include:
Spanky
KiLLaMaN
-Nick!
Zork
t3ddy
amzer
ganja
Ronald Reagan
Jesus Christ
Rudy Giuliani
The Philly Phanatic
The Burger King

Looking forward to read some testimonials of either "Jess" or Ronnie xD

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Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 00:48:22 AM »
wow , cool post . maybe smoke one to many killa ,  ;)
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Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 01:33:08 AM »
^this.is.AWESOME

Nice post, Killa :D


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Offline Bart!

Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 01:44:16 AM »
^this.is an offer I can't refuse

Offline [SWISS]Merlin

Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 03:24:01 AM »
wow. i would like to join, but it is forbidden to have a 2nd account.
what a pitty :(

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Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 03:25:04 AM »
bunch of n4b$^!.|||~~
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Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 03:39:13 AM »
wow. i would like to join, but it is forbidden to have a 2nd account.
what a pitty :(
It is not forbidden to have a 2nd account. It's been stated over and over again by me as well as others. Besides, I know you have one anyway.

We simply don't allow creating a new account for people that already have one.


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Offline Ganja

Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 05:56:27 AM »
wow. i would like to join, but it is forbidden to have a 2nd account.
what a pitty :(

^this.is Falcon ;-)

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Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 06:10:07 AM »
Hi what a nice clan i am Vanoke I  recruit clans for BIG CLAN DAY  P.M. me if your clan want to  be in the bigest event in this game. If you behave to all other gamers. You can be admin to help us.   
Hope to see you on sunday . Info is in the news box.
greeting the BIG CLAN ORGANISATION.

Offline [SWISS]Merlin

Re: ^this.is.a.recruitment.topic
« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 06:11:52 AM »
It is not forbidden to have a 2nd account. It's been stated over and over again by me as well as others. Besides, I know you have one anyway.

We simply don't allow creating a new account for people that already have one.

lol, it was a joke. nothing more :)
and i did read that over and over again ;)

@ganja: not only you have more then 2 accounts - so do i :) and not only Falcon - but nobody knows i guess (maybe teddy could find it out, not sure about)
« Last Edit: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 06:14:17 AM by [SWISS]Merlin »

 

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