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« on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 05:27:45 AM »
How's he die?

Fuck your terribly awful grammar.
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 19:51:34 PM »
How's he die?

Fuck your terribly awful grammar.

How does he die?
How's he die?
Contraction?  I was tough that was right..

Massive stroke at port and then died at the hospital. Years of stress, cigarettes and red bull will do that.

Shit..

You where tough? wtf?
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 01:22:18 AM »
How's he die?

Fuck your terribly awful grammar.

How does he die?
How's he die?
Contraction?  I was tough that was right..

Massive stroke at port and then died at the hospital. Years of stress, cigarettes and red bull will do that.

Shit..

You where tough? wtf?

I was typing fast not really paying attention. :\

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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 02:00:26 AM »
I type fast ( 60 wpm) and still 90% of my stuff comes out right. "I was typing fast" is no excuse its pure laziness.
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 02:04:02 AM »
I type fast ( 60 wpm) and still 90% of my stuff comes out right. "I was typing fast" is no excuse its pure laziness.

Gwam..
And in 7th or 8th grade I clocked out at 100.  Since then I haven't actually tried.  But I know I can still type somewhat around that if not faster..

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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 02:25:25 AM »
This isn't IM, speed doesn't matter. Look at what you're typing and don't click "Post" until you feel it's ok. </derail>
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 02:52:16 AM »
This isn't IM, speed doesn't matter. Look at what you're typing and don't click "Post" until you feel it's ok. </derail>

Shitty map on MW2?  Is that what you mean? XD

I just like to to type fast..  I don't care that much what comes off of my finger tips for the most parts.  Depends on the post I guess..

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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 03:21:36 AM »
I don't care that much what comes off of my finger tips for the most parts.

I know there's a dirty joke in there somewhere.
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 04:15:08 AM »
I don't care that much what comes off of my finger tips for the most parts.

I know there's a dirty joke in there somewhere.

Yes Mr. mind-in-gutter.  Jeez!

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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 16:02:38 PM »
For some reason I doubt you type at 100 WPM. And even if you do what is your accuracy rate? Mine is around 90%@60wpm. 
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 17:21:48 PM »
Lol.  It was at 100 GWAM in 7th or.  Never mind it was 8th grade.  I'm sure of that now.  And we were allowed like 2 mistakes before the time started going down.  So it was 100 with however many mistakes there were.  But I don't think there was that many if any.

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Re: cotton's grammar
« Reply #11 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 17:35:53 PM »
STFU both of you. All I see is words, nothing credible.

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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 17:46:50 PM »


Only one try at it. I could have gotten less incorrect words.


Edit: Second attempt.
« Last Edit: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 18:03:49 PM by Knight »
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 18:45:25 PM »
Lol.  Alright.  I'm leaving right now..  I'll be back later.  I'll do it then..

EDIT:
Well.  Here ya go.  I figured I would try one really fast.  I had no idea that there was more than one page..

First I thought there was one so I basically stopped then I noticed I was still going..  But it worked out alright in the end.  I'm getting yelled at right now so I'll do another one later.
« Last Edit: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 18:49:50 PM by cotton »

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Re: cotton's grammar
« Reply #14 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 20:02:08 PM »
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