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The Lounge / Amber sexes up the Pope
« on: Wednesday, May 05, 2010, 07:38:57 AM »
Got a message from Amber today
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[email protected]: Just checking out this website!   
[email protected]: not neccessarily looking but...   
[email protected]: Looking For Something Fun & Real   
Kody: who are you
[email protected]: hey, hows it going?
Kody: I'll ask once more and done. Who are you.
[email protected]: i'm 20/f your a male right?
Kody: Not age/sex who. Why are you messaging me.
[email protected]: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Kody: Fail bot is fail
[email protected]: I know a way we can chat and have a better time and its free.. do you cam?
Kody: Yeah sure and I'm the pope.
[email protected]: Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Kody: You are trying to get the pope to watch pr0nz?
[email protected]: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Kody: I'm the bloody pope!
[email protected]: Ok go to http://shortlinks.co.uk/1aku  and click join free on the top of the page baby
Kody: I'M THE POPE SHE WITCH I WILL HAVE GOD (My good buddy fyi)BURN YOU!
[email protected]: sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Kody: DIE!
[email protected]: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe but you wont be charged its free.
Kody: THE POPE DOES NOT USE CREDIT CARDS! PEOPLE GIVE ME THE THINGS I ASK FOR!
[email protected]: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have your favorite color here somewhere...
Kody: PANTIES?! WHAT KIND OF POPE DO YOU THINK I AM!?
[email protected]: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
Kody: Pope can has pr0nz?
[email protected]: u have to enter a credit card so they can tell your of age, read the page, they aren't gonna charge u anything i promise, thats the only way to see me sweety :-(
Kody: Pope will get credit card from god, unlimited credit!
[email protected]: if anythign come check out my pics, theres no way you wont sign up after u see my sexy ass )

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The Lounge / Re: Daily Chuck
« on: Wednesday, May 05, 2010, 07:34:45 AM »
Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds

633
The Lounge / Re: Daily Chuck
« on: Tuesday, May 04, 2010, 05:11:10 AM »
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

634
The Lounge / Re: Congratulations to Dann
« on: Monday, May 03, 2010, 00:38:41 AM »
Grats Dann! What are you majoring in by chance?

635
The Lounge / Re: Daily Chuck
« on: Sunday, May 02, 2010, 01:47:57 AM »
Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chucked".

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The Lounge / Re: Daily Chuck
« on: Saturday, May 01, 2010, 06:47:33 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

637
Hardware/Software / Re: Hacker steals 1.5milion FB ID's
« on: Friday, April 30, 2010, 18:03:10 PM »
It is estimated that he stole one in every three hundred accounts.

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The Lounge / Re: Daily Chuck
« on: Friday, April 30, 2010, 06:26:38 AM »
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

639
Media & Art / Re: Couple of things.
« on: Friday, April 30, 2010, 00:33:26 AM »
I really like that last one. All of em are good. The look that one guy is giving you in the last one is priceless!

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The Lounge / Re: Daily Chuck
« on: Thursday, April 29, 2010, 04:07:08 AM »
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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Hardware/Software / Hacker steals 1.5milion FB ID's
« on: Thursday, April 29, 2010, 01:13:10 AM »
And puts them up for sale
http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9175936/1.5M_stolen_Facebook_IDs_up_for_sale?taxonomyId=17

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Hardware/Software / PowerColor to launch 12 Display port video card
« on: Thursday, April 29, 2010, 01:07:58 AM »
http://www.brightsideofnews.com/news/2010/4/28/powercolor-to-launch-a-12-display-card!.aspx

643
Hardware/Software / Re: New Mac Book Pro 100c+ CPU
« on: Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 20:20:34 PM »
You can turn them on, some real asinine comments though.

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Hardware/Software / Re: Might be buying a new processor
« on: Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 18:19:27 PM »
If your GPU isn't functioning at its full capability then it is probably the root of your problems. I'm not saying its all of your problem but it could be the cause of most of them.

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Hardware/Software / Re: Might be buying a new processor
« on: Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 18:08:07 PM »
A fried gpu could be the cause of all your problems! Send it back and see if a good one solves the problem.

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