LOL 
Funny story with that pic. I thought maybe if I seduced Crusade, I could get special access to his cheats to turn em over to the anticheat guys. So I sent him that pic, and he replied "Sorry I'm not into 15 year old boys." I'm 23. fml.
Just like a cheap prostitute, I don't buy it. This story is too similar to your run-in with a certain picture on a certain forum I don't frequent.
+ 1 for actually having the courage to say such a cheesy line. 
1.-you should get a hair cut!
2.-A Yankees T-shirt
3.-Ana a nice man will love you!
1 - I already got a haircut, about a few days after I posted the picture.
2 - A Yankees t-shirt? I'm not a pussy. [rant] Nothing good about an organization that tries to buy championships. Not to mention their main star is steroids man Alex Rodriguez who admitted to using steroids but people stills say he is a great player? Kick the fucking cheater out of the game. [/rant]
3 - I like how you are implying that I am gay when I actually am not. It's not a very clever joke anymore.