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Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 07:21:44 AM »
Happy birthday, you fucker.

Have fun, crack'em girls down (or boys, for instance...) and be jealously happy.
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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 14:27:34 PM »
Orly? Some friend I am :P but to be fair, I don't see it advertised anywhere (probably on his facespace or somethin?) and I never knew it before so it's not like I forgot :)

Anyway, have a good one Mr. Leancu. Don't take no for an answer and fuck what other people think.
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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 15:25:43 PM »
It's not my birthday?



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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 15:46:18 PM »
Wow Dann you really dropped the ball on that one.
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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 16:13:24 PM »
lmao, well It's not his fault I was doing a social experiment. I thought he would've checked with my birthday here which I'm sure I listed.

This did bring a lot of lulz however.



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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 16:16:22 PM »
I thought he would've checked with my birthday here which I'm sure I listed.

I looked but figured you just didn't fill it out. I probably could have looked at the MySQL DB to see when it is...
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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 16:18:53 PM »
That sounds like a lot of work. A simple google of my name would have been enough. But then again, who googles for friends birthdays?



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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 16:42:08 PM »
Boys and girls, today's lesson is: Do not trust what Facebook tells you...
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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 16:44:13 PM »
Boys and girls, today's lesson is: Do not trust what Facebook tells you...

so true.

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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 16:46:46 PM »
I said this yesterday to someone, but it still holds true. I helped a great many people doing this lol.



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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 18:54:42 PM »
Do not trust what Facebook tells you...
Or better yet, don't use it at all :P
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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #11 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 23:15:04 PM »
Or better yet, don't use it at all :P

I have a feeling we have gone through this subject in the past...quite fiercely!

For a foreign, Facebooks serves as a lovely "tool" to keep in touch with your family, local friends and so forth; moreso than a trivial "social" patent.

Personally, I use Facebook for two simple reasons, and those alone: 
1) Keep contact with family/friends/and most recently, University Societies     
2) Publicise/Share my crafts and doings in the area of Illustration, Music, Painting, Writing, Thinking and the likes.
2.01) I do share a few vides every now and then. Good music that I think should be passed onto others.


Several précis have been laid down as to the veracity and character-like type of the most fervid and ostentatious Facebook users, of which I follow to agreement with:
          - Evermoaning-everattentionwhore Facebook user.
          - I-am-all-pro-active-in-my-life-because-I-brush-my-teeth-every-night-and-the-world-knows-it Facebook user.
          - Unattender-sex-seeker-that-loves-to-flirt Facebook user.
          - A-"serious"-notsoserious-gamer Facebook user.
          - And the list goes on...


P.S:. I actually laughed as I was typing the second type of Facebook user down. Satire aside, it is unfortunate to see and understand that our world is so dominantly popularised with the kind of people mentioned previously on the post.
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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #12 on: Friday, October 29, 2010, 00:26:16 AM »
Yea, you've said that before. I just... what happened to e-mail? If you're going to just keep in touch with someone, I don't see how e-mail isn't enough. IM'ing with someone... go on a major chat network. Things like Myspace and Facebook just add an extra middleman.
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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #13 on: Friday, October 29, 2010, 00:28:46 AM »
Yea but I love screwing around with people on a semi-global-local scale. It makes me feel important.



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Re: Happy Birthday Dennis (Assblaster)
« Reply #14 on: Friday, October 29, 2010, 00:33:22 AM »
E-mail is still there, just not serving the same effect as it once did.

I barely do IM'ing these days. All I want is to be able to go on a page and see that my twin brother is alive, and so on.

If you ignore the childish side of Facebook/Myspace, you can take the most out of it without blending with the kiddy-playing.

Take Twitter as an example --Some people use to righteously promote their work. Some other use it to attain attention, attention and attention.

My opinion is that problem lies in the usage we give to these services, not in the services themselves.
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton

 

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