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Community => The Lounge => Topic started by: Knight on Monday, April 05, 2010, 11:57:43 AM
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Well not sure if any one besides my self finds these humorous but I do so I will post one Chuck Norris "Fact" per-day just to give you a daily smile.
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door"
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I actually smiled.
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Then this thread is a success already.
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I actually smiled.
Same :)
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Never heard of them before.
Looking forward to see more of these;
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".
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That was spot on!
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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That was worth waiting for :D
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When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
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There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks
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I <3 it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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lol one I've heard before but it's a classic :P
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Chuck Norris is never late, if he is starting to run late time simply slows down.
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Ha, that had me in bursts!
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Ha, I would too :)
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Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
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Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. As a result, they bleed for a week.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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I totally forgot to do the daily chuck the last few days, sorry!
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
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Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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LOL! These are great ones lately :P
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Ha, that's like the bug and car joke :)
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Once Chuck Norris had cancer, due to it his beard had fallen off. So ashamed of not having his manly beard, he put on a black wig and renamed himself Steven Seagal through 1980-2000.
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:P the last several days have been great.
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The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
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I've been waiting for my favorite one but now I'm impatient.
Many people wear Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Thanks that was tomorrows.
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Thanks that was tomorrows.
That seems like an unlikely coincidence. :D
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Lol it wasn't really, I don't play which ones to do which days, just kinda look and see whats funny today.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris never “gets laidâ€, rather: “laid gets Chucked".
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If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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haha :)
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Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name, which happens to be "Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division".
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Indiana's jones wip is made of chuck norris back hair...