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Title: cotton's grammar
Post by: Dialects on Friday, June 18, 2010, 05:27:45 AM
How's he die?

Fuck your terribly awful grammar.
Title: cotton's grammar
Post by: Knight on Friday, June 18, 2010, 19:51:34 PM
How's he die?

Fuck your terribly awful grammar.

How does he die?
How's he die?
Contraction?  I was tough that was right..

Massive stroke at port and then died at the hospital. Years of stress, cigarettes and red bull will do that.

Shit..

You where tough? wtf?
Title: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 01:22:18 AM
How's he die?

Fuck your terribly awful grammar.

How does he die?
How's he die?
Contraction?  I was tough that was right..

Massive stroke at port and then died at the hospital. Years of stress, cigarettes and red bull will do that.

Shit..

You where tough? wtf?

I was typing fast not really paying attention. :\
Title: cotton's grammar
Post by: Knight on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 02:00:26 AM
I type fast ( 60 wpm) and still 90% of my stuff comes out right. "I was typing fast" is no excuse its pure laziness.
Title: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 02:04:02 AM
I type fast ( 60 wpm) and still 90% of my stuff comes out right. "I was typing fast" is no excuse its pure laziness.

Gwam..
And in 7th or 8th grade I clocked out at 100.  Since then I haven't actually tried.  But I know I can still type somewhat around that if not faster..
Title: cotton's grammar
Post by: Spanky on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 02:25:25 AM
This isn't IM, speed doesn't matter. Look at what you're typing and don't click "Post" until you feel it's ok. </derail>
Title: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 02:52:16 AM
This isn't IM, speed doesn't matter. Look at what you're typing and don't click "Post" until you feel it's ok. </derail>

Shitty map on MW2?  Is that what you mean? XD

I just like to to type fast..  I don't care that much what comes off of my finger tips for the most parts.  Depends on the post I guess..
Title: cotton's grammar
Post by: Spanky on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 03:21:36 AM
I don't care that much what comes off of my finger tips for the most parts.

I know there's a dirty joke in there somewhere.
Title: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 04:15:08 AM
I don't care that much what comes off of my finger tips for the most parts.

I know there's a dirty joke in there somewhere.

Yes Mr. mind-in-gutter.  Jeez!
Title: cotton's grammar
Post by: Knight on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 16:02:38 PM
For some reason I doubt you type at 100 WPM. And even if you do what is your accuracy rate? Mine is around 90%@60wpm. 
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 17:21:48 PM
Lol.  It was at 100 GWAM in 7th or.  Never mind it was 8th grade.  I'm sure of that now.  And we were allowed like 2 mistakes before the time started going down.  So it was 100 with however many mistakes there were.  But I don't think there was that many if any.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Spanky on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 17:35:53 PM
STFU both of you. All I see is words, nothing credible.

http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/ (http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/)

Screenshot by the end of today or you lose your side of the argument.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Knight on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 17:46:50 PM
(https://aao25.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdl.dropbox.com%2Fu%2F464374%2F54wpm.jpg&hash=657815037ae862dc2eb3a499e832b1e1)

Only one try at it. I could have gotten less incorrect words.


Edit: Second attempt.
(https://aao25.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdl.dropbox.com%2Fu%2F464374%2F57WPM.jpg&hash=4bd1eb7ccd2d7057550afe5e833b1480)
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 18:45:25 PM
Lol.  Alright.  I'm leaving right now..  I'll be back later.  I'll do it then..

EDIT:
Well.  Here ya go.  I figured I would try one really fast.  I had no idea that there was more than one page..
(https://aao25.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi738.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx23%2Fpromal_cotton%2FUntitled-24.jpg&hash=c85bfc57fb415ba19bd402568d161aac)
First I thought there was one so I basically stopped then I noticed I was still going..  But it worked out alright in the end.  I'm getting yelled at right now so I'll do another one later.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Spanky on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 20:02:08 PM
Just to 1up everybody...

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/464376/headshot/6-19-2010%205-00-40%20PM.png (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/464376/headshot/6-19-2010%205-00-40%20PM.png)

(https://aao25.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdl.dropbox.com%2Fu%2F464376%2Fheadshot%2F6-19-2010%25205-00-40%2520PM.png&hash=f5041d87e144b434c8e45aaef15329c7)
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 21:12:28 PM
Hmm..  I'll 3 up that.  Hold up.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Crunk on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 21:28:44 PM
(https://aao25.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg534.imageshack.us%2Fimg534%2F9987%2F201006203t2253kb.jpg&hash=eb07e89c776ebd3763c5359d5b13ed7c) (http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9987/201006203t2253kb.jpg)
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Spanky on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 21:55:49 PM
Damn shame everybody has gotten at least 1 wrong word. Wait, I didn't :)
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Alex on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 22:28:15 PM
(https://aao25.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi50.tinypic.com%2F2ij52q8.png&hash=18ab8d191c9c16d71833f08bfd17c79e)

Now you guys know why I make so many mistakes when I type fast.  :D
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Spanky on Saturday, June 19, 2010, 22:45:56 PM
Good to see so many Chrome users :)
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Sunday, June 20, 2010, 00:36:14 AM
Chrome loads so fast though.  It's hard not to use.

I will do more tests later.  Don't feel like it nowah.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Dialects on Sunday, June 20, 2010, 11:36:39 AM
I did not start this thread. Somebody decided to move/split my post from one of the ongoing threads and make it a thread of its own. I understand the pain that person went through. It's got to be tough to read something and back it up completely so that you have to force yourself to attempt a word-robbery, or a charade of sorts.

Cotton. Your grammar is fucked up. Your brain is fucked up. Your excuses suit you brilliantly.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Thor on Sunday, June 20, 2010, 13:42:28 PM
omg stfup dann! always starting shit!

And i thought i had bad grammar haha... shit i rly dnt give a shit bout it when im chatting with someone/posting on the forums since its not important and its not like im goin to get a god damn prize or just to make u look smart! f that f anyone that goes against me... i dnt give a shit, like i said!

And this took me about 2 min to post!
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Spanky on Sunday, June 20, 2010, 14:28:52 PM
Yea omg stfu dann! I split the thread since this is totally off-topic.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Alex on Sunday, June 20, 2010, 14:34:09 PM
shouldn't this have gone into the debate section instead of general discussion? Oh well.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Spanky on Sunday, June 20, 2010, 15:02:07 PM
lol I don't know. If you think so, then move it.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Sunday, June 20, 2010, 20:08:57 PM
I did not start this thread. Somebody decided to move/split my post from one of the ongoing threads and make it a thread of its own. I understand the pain that person went through. It's got to be tough to read something and back it up completely so that you have to force yourself to attempt a word-robbery, or a charade of sorts.

Cotton. Your grammar is fucked up. Your brain is fucked up. Your excuses suit you brilliantly.

I would like to know why mine is so messed up..  There are a lot more people with hell of a lot worse grammar..


omg stfup dann! always starting shit!

And i thought i had bad grammar haha... shit i rly dnt give a shit bout it when im chatting with someone/posting on the forums since its not important and its not like im goin to get a god damn prize or just to make u look smart! f that f anyone that goes against me... i dnt give a shit, like i said!

And this took me about 2 min to post!

Thor I don't even know what to say to you...  But that message you sent me..  Yeah, it didn't make sense at all.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Knight on Monday, June 21, 2010, 02:30:11 AM
omg stfup dann! always starting shit!

And i thought i had bad grammar haha... shit i rly dnt give a shit bout it when im chatting with someone/posting on the forums since its not important and its not like im goin to get a god damn prize or just to make u look smart! f that f anyone that goes against me... i dnt give a shit, like i said!

And this took me about 2 min to post!

I'll step in here and "defend" Dann even though he hardly needs my help with this type of intellect. First. Thor English is your first language. Dann's is not. Second, if you try and use the Spanish excuse I'll smack you as Spanish and English share innumerable amounts of similar words as to reach into the ridiculous. Third Dann's English IS NOT BAD! Its better than 80% of the people ON THE INTERNET. Including mine! If you fucks start shit with Dann again about his English there will be hell to pay. I am sick of reading this bullshit about English. I'm sick of trying to decrypt your horrible English. The least you could do is leave me a rosetta stone of sorts.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Monday, June 21, 2010, 02:58:09 AM
No one said anything about danns English being bad..
Dann said mine was bad..
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Spanky on Monday, June 21, 2010, 17:11:27 PM
Wow, congrats Skrewy. I'm not even going to try and beat that.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Knight on Monday, June 21, 2010, 18:10:44 PM
Now this test is a way to give you an idea of your WPM. It is not the best way to understand how fast you type in the real world. Since there is no capitalization or punctuation you can't really understand how well you type. But even having said that...Damn skrewy. 
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Crunk on Monday, June 21, 2010, 19:45:31 PM
Obvious photoshop is obvious.  They don't sell keyboards big enough for Skrewy's fat fingers.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Spanky on Monday, June 21, 2010, 19:55:52 PM
Obvious photoshop is obvious.  They don't sell keyboards big enough for Skrewy's fat fingers.

You obviously haven't seen my sausage... fingers.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Monday, June 21, 2010, 23:19:03 PM
Now this test is a way to give you an idea of your WPM. It is not the best way to understand how fast you type in the real world. Since there is no capitalization or punctuation you can't really understand how well you type. But even having said that...Damn skrewy. 

Good point.  But there were a few ' every now and then.
But in school we tested with GWAM..  And I really don't know what that means nor do I want to take the time to google it.. but maybe that's why I wasn't getting 100.. lol.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Knight on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 02:41:29 AM
A few " 's" now and then do not a sentence make.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Thor on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 13:05:32 PM
omg stfup dann! always starting shit!

And i thought i had bad grammar haha... shit i rly dnt give a shit bout it when im chatting with someone/posting on the forums since its not important and its not like im goin to get a god damn prize or just to make u look smart! f that f anyone that goes against me... i dnt give a shit, like i said!

And this took me about 2 min to post!

I'll step in here and "defend" Dann even though he hardly needs my help with this type of intellect. First. Thor English is your first language. Dann's is not. Second, if you try and use the Spanish excuse I'll smack you as Spanish and English share innumerable amounts of similar words as to reach into the ridiculous. Third Dann's English IS NOT BAD! Its better than 80% of the people ON THE INTERNET. Including mine! If you fucks start shit with Dann again about his English there will be hell to pay. I am sick of reading this bullshit about English. I'm sick of trying to decrypt your horrible English. The least you could do is leave me a rosetta stone of sorts.

HOLD UP MOFO(aka.Knight)! u said, "Thor English is your first language. Dann's is not." Obviously u dont fucking knw me... im mexican idiot... spanish is my first language!! and english is my second!! So Dann and I are pretty much the same shit in the language situation. So fuck off! sry for bad language if you guys still have that rule lol :/ and i dont give a crap if i am using the spanish excuse because its not an excuse its the god damn truth.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Dialects on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 13:59:53 PM
omg stfup dann! always starting shit!

And i thought i had bad grammar haha... shit i rly dnt give a shit bout it when im chatting with someone/posting on the forums since its not important and its not like im goin to get a god damn prize or just to make u look smart! f that f anyone that goes against me... i dnt give a shit, like i said!

And this took me about 2 min to post!


It is you who started it. You don't give a shit about your grammar. I don't give a shit about you not giving a shit about your grammar. Simple. If you can not take the pressure, or deal with everyone's efforts at making you understand your grammar truly lacks consistency and correctness, then I guess that is your problem, and yours alone?

Kody, thanks for stepping up buddy. Not that I needed you backing me up or anything, but it's fine either way.

Nate, OH MY GOD!
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Thor on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 14:23:09 PM
Dann Cant u understand what ive said, i mean ur really damn retarded if u dont man i feel sry for u but like i said previously on a post back, I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY GRAMMAR and now i am saying, I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT U THINK ABOUT ME OR WHAT IM THINKING OR MY GRAMMAR OR IF ITS MY DAMN PROBLEM! i dont give a shit, do u not knw the meaning of those words?
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Alex on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 15:00:46 PM
Dann Cant u understand what ive said, i mean ur really damn retarded if u dont man i feel sry for u but like i said previously on a post back, I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY GRAMMAR and now i am saying, I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT U THINK ABOUT ME OR WHAT IM THINKING OR MY GRAMMAR OR IF ITS MY DAMN PROBLEM! i dont give a shit, do u not knw the meaning of those words?

I can understand the meaning of the individual words, just not the meaning of the sentence when you put them together. The great thing about having good grammar is that people can understand your sentences. I cannot understand most of your sentences.
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Spanky on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 15:26:36 PM
Nate, OH MY GOD!

Hmmm? I'm not even paying attention to the discussion :)
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: cotton on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 18:35:41 PM
I think thor has a bit of a stick up his butt.. (http://www.freewebs.com/leannes_wandering_thoughts/Hamster%20and%20music%20videos.%20048.jpg)
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Dialects on Wednesday, June 23, 2010, 10:54:08 AM
Hmmm? I'm not even paying attention to the discussion :)

This isn't a discussion. It's Thor going mad at a computer, it's Cotton not understanding how a bit of more effort put into grammar can be that much more rewarding. No. No. This is not a discussion. This is madness, like Sparta has never seen it before!



Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Knight on Wednesday, June 23, 2010, 17:34:21 PM
Hmmm? I'm not even paying attention to the discussion :)

This isn't a discussion. It's Thor going mad at a computer, it's Cotton not understanding how a bit of more effort put into grammar can be that much more rewarding. No. No. This is not a discussion. This is madness, like Sparta has never seen it before!





Dann that made me lol so hard...
(https://aao25.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg689.imageshack.us%2Fimg689%2F2092%2F000019y3large.png&hash=bdab97ec46898dda1cefef24de938fbc)
Title: Re: cotton's grammar
Post by: Dialects on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 12:17:11 PM
Dann that made me (lol so) hard...

That is what I am here for!